Fart - T-Shirt
Speak the universal language of the internet without saying a single word. This bold graphic captures exactly what happens when a text message leaks into real life—a juicy peach letting loose a major gust of wind. It’s vibrant, unapologetic, and guaranteed to pull a double-take.
The ultimate statement piece for group chats, casual gym sessions, or just leaning entirely into the joke. It makes a hilarious gift for the friend who lives in the comments section or anyone who appreciates unfiltered text-message humor in real life.
The Literal Truth: No subtle metaphors here—just a glossy, high-contrast vector graphic of a ripe peach in the middle of a glorious, stylized blue fart.
Premium Comfort: Crafted from a soft, breathable cotton-poly blend that provides a lightweight feel and just the right amount of stretch.
Versatile Fit: A modern, unisex tailored fit that looks great on everyone. Whether you're layering it under a jacket or wearing it solo, it maintains a clean silhouette.
Durable Quality: Reinforced neck and shoulder taping ensure this shirt keeps its shape, wash after wash.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |