We Eat to Poop Funny Graphic T-Shirt | The Turd Club

Forget what you learned in biology class—this shirt breaks down human existence to its absolute, undeniable baseline. Featuring a clean, textbook-style diagram, “the circle of life” is a hilariously blunt take on the human digestive system that tells it exactly like it is.

The perfect gift for biology majors with a sense of humor, competitive eaters, gym bros tracking their macros, or anyone who appreciates the beautiful simplicity of the human body.

The Slogans: Emblazoned with the grand, philosophical titles "WE EAT TO POOP" at the top and "THE CYCLE OF LIFE" at the bottom for maximum ironic effect.

Minimalist Art Style: The clean black-and-white line work gives it a sophisticated, sketch-journal look that lets the visual joke speak entirely for itself.

Premium Comfort: Crafted from a soft, breathable cotton-poly blend that provides a lightweight feel and just the right amount of stretch.

Durable Quality: Reinforced neck and shoulder taping ensure this shirt keeps its shape, wash after wash.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

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