We Eat to Poop Funny Graphic T-Shirt | The Turd Club
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The Scientific Truth Nobody Talks About
It's biology. It's fact. And now it's a t-shirt. The We Eat to Poop Tee from The Turd Club features a bold digestive system diagram graphic that lays out the cold, hard truth of human existence — in glorious black-and-white.
It's the funny gift for the science lover, the oversharer, or anyone who appreciates brutal honesty. Doctors, nurses, biology teachers, and anyone who's ever eaten a meal will relate immediately.
Why You'll Love It
- Bold digestive system diagram graphic — educational and hilarious in equal measure
- Premium cotton-poly blend (4.5 oz/yd²) — soft, lightweight, and built to last
- Unisex fit — a brilliant novelty gift for men and women
- Perfect for birthdays, Secret Santa, White Elephant, or gifting to your most science-minded friend
- Printed on demand — each tee made fresh for your order
The Details
- Material: Premium cotton-polyester blend, 4.5 oz/yd²
- Colour: Black-and-white graphic on tee
- Fit: Unisex, true to size
- Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
The truth is out there. Wear it. 💩🔬
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
Testimonials
MarcusI was skeptical given the name, but the unboxing experience alone rivals any legacy luxury brand I've purchased from.
ElenaAn absolute masterclass in branding. The quality is undeniable, and it makes for the ultimate conversation piece in my home.
JulianThey took a hilarious concept and somehow turned it into the sleekest, most premium product in my collection. Exceptional execution.
SiennaFast shipping, beautiful aesthetic, and a brilliant sense of humor. The Turd Club is easily my favorite new discovery.
DominicBold, irreverent, and completely worth it.